took my tween cousins out to lunch the other day, tried to make simple conversation but this lunch date ended in shambles:
*something was said*
me: haha yeah you probably felt like pluto
me: cause… you know… they basically abandoned it?
me: wow you guys are acting like i’m talking about myspace or something
cousins: what is myspace?
me: *forcefully drops fork on plate* *disgruntled and uncomfortable*